From 1968 - It just doesn't get better than this. Barbra Joan Streisand - April 24, 1942

And that's the truth -

If your first recollections of New Year’s Eve are of your mother dragging your drunken father into the house and disclaiming…”Help me with your father honey, daddy is not feeling well,” you might be half way there. You might be a lot of other things too. As a young gay man my first memories of New Year’s Eve were really more of New Year’s morning. It was the crack of dawn and I awoke next to a certain young sailor with an expertly shaved chest and thick full beard.

From a wiener point of view and no matter how delicious it looks or tastes on its own, mustard and onions are the favorite accoutrements - never ketchup - that's just uncivilized.